This Register story today starts out like the typical domestic disturbance story: two morons fight over the TV, rough each other up, break some stuff, and police come.
Buried in the tenth, or second to last, paragraph of the story is this tidbit of worthy information:
Police said that because she is in her seventh month of
pregnancy, she was taken to Iowa Methodist Medical Center for a check up before she was taken to the Polk County Jail.
I told you to put something soft on your desk.