AP Interview: Andrea Yates' (who drowned her five children in a bathtub, reportedly because she thought she was Satan) ex-husband says prosecutors' case 'built on lies'
3 injured in roller coaster accident at Adventureland
Yates (see above) not guilty by reason of insanity in children's drownings
String of 'bizarre' killings leaves 9 dead in Seattle area
Man gets life sentence for killing Burlington drug center worker
And the sixth, you ask?
Report: Lindsay Lohan overcome by heat during LA movie shoot
Maybe what we need is a new definition of news.