Wednesday, April 21, 2004

Ok, it's been a while, so without further ado, here is...

A NEW ONE ACT PLAY BY KL SNOW!

KL and LAURA are in the car, KL is driving. Heavy rain is falling. They pull up to an intersection and stop at a red light. LAURA looks out the window.

LAURA: What're you looking at? Yeah, that's right, you'd better look away.
KL (puzzled, looks over): What're you talking to?
LAURA points at a robin that was staring at her.

AND NOW: ACT TWO!

Approximately three seconds later, LAURA'S mood has completely swung.

LAURA (in "oh look at that cute thing" voice): Look at the poor thing, it's all cold and stuff.
(The light turns green and KL continues to drive, dumbfounded.)
LAURA: What?
KL: I still can't believe you were talking trash to a bird.

Maybe you had to be there.

Anyway, let's see what else is new...

First off, the big news. I interviewed on Monday for a job with the Missoula Osprey of the Pioneer League (Rookie). It was most certainly a cause for celebration. I interviewed well and so now i'm carrying my cell phone everywhere waiting for a call back. Don't even think about calling to freak me out...I'll hurt you. But there's gonna be a massive party if I get this job. And if I have to spend the summer in Missoula, Montana, 1400 miles away from home, at least some of you Bloggamaniacs have gotta come visit me.

Beyond that, not a lot is new. I'm tired today, I think I'm going to go hunt down and consume some caffeine before my Econ test. Perhaps I'll blog atcha later when I'm supposed to be working on Philosophy.

Ramble concludes. This has been KL Snow.