I don't work at Wal Mart anymore. It's incredibly liberating to be free. I'm also broke, so if you're hiring...I'm listening. But I finally hit the point today where it had to end. I was going to get fired on Thursday for unexcused absences I got excused 3 months ago. So I decided to bring it all back to the present and quit today.
Furthermore, there has not yet been a post since my party Friday night, which I trust you all either enjoyed or missed entirely. I've decided, in place of writing an actual "who did what" party review that would get entirely skimmed over by most, I'm going to assign selected party-attendees titles, based on their actions at my party:
J.D. Fox: Crown Prince of the Ones and Twos, Micro Machines Grand Champion
Travis Monroe: Shrubbery irrigation specialist
Ryan Haasl: Chief assistant, alcohol acquisition.
Bridget (sorry, don't know your last name): Saint in charge of making sure Travis got home.
Laura McDonald: Winner of the 2005 "I hardly stayed long enough for you to know I was here" award.
To those of you who didn't make the list of titles, I'm sorry. Try again next time.
Finally, before I get to today's fun blog game, here's a quick movie review, as written by my new alter ego, Linkoman:
On Saturday, Ryan, Tara, Laura and I rented Owning Mahowny, because I liked Phillip Seymour Hoffman as Lester Bangs in Almost Famous. However, Ryan pointed out that Lester Bangs is the only Phillip Seymour Hoffman character that isn't really Phillip Seymour Hoffman. I didn't like the movie much.
Finally, here's one of those fun games with the questions no one really ever asks you, but you post the info anyway on the hopes someone will want to know.
3 names you go by:
Kyle, KL, Snowy
3 screennames you have:
TheEvilKL (AIM), KL4ever.rm (Yahoo), 34206774 (ICQ)
3 things you like about yourself:
I'm goofy, I wear sunglasses and I don't work at Wal Mart anymore.
3 things you hate/dislike about yourself:
I allowed myself to settle into a Wal Mart job for 8 months. I have a belly that won't go away. My wild and loose sense of humor causes me to insult people when I think I'm on a roll.
3 parts of your heritage:
My first baseball game was in Milwaukee
My first baseball job was in Missoula, Montana
My first playoff baseball game was in Cedar Rapids.
3 things that scare you:
The prospect of not being able to save my loved ones from whatever may harm them, dying alone, and Dick Cheney
3 of your everyday essentials:
Baseball, meat, caffeine
3 things you are wearing right now:
EVIL T-shirt, my watch, and boxers that glow in the dark.
3 of your favorite bands/artists:
They Might Be Giants, REM, Barenaked Ladies
3 of your favorite songs at present:
TMBG - Birdhouse in Your Soul
Scotty D - Drop the Bomb (we dance danced at my party and it's been in my head ever since)
Counting Crows - Mr. Jones
Landing (and keeping) a job in baseball
Working a political campaign that doesn't involve the Presidency
More baseball parks I haven't seen. :)
3 things you want in a relationship:
reliability, love, honesty
2 truths and a lie:
I dislocated my finger punching a brick wall this week.
I've got 12 pages written of a paper that was supposed to be 5-10 pages.
I'll probably play baseball again someday.
3 physical things about the opposite/same sex that appeal to you:
A noticeable lack of mental vacancy.
3 things you just can't do:
Stick to a promise to write every day
Ignore bad grammar
3 of your favorite hobbies:
(Baseball doesn't count, anything that occupies that much of your time is an addiction.)
3 things you want to do really bad right now:
Get in a fight
Turn the page on my calendar
3 careers you're considering:
3 places you want to go on vacation:
I think my planned Tennessee trip this summer fits in here.
3 kid names:
I don't name children, I eat them.
3 things you want to do before you die:
Live a long time
Get a puppy
blow on Laura's belly (done!)