After an afternoon of recording radio ads, I've decided everyone should get to share that joy. So, open up a Word file (or if you're not digitally inclined, get out a pad of paper) and number 1-17. Then, write down the following:
3. Public Office
6. Plural Noun
8. Cardinal direction (i.e. North)
12. Qualitative noun (i.e. Fairness, Dedication, etc)
16. Election type (general, school, primary, etc)
17. Your campaign name
Ok, now that that's done, drop your results in the following ad script:
Hi, I'm (1), and I'm (2) for (3). I'm (4) because (5) are corrupting our political system, and (6) are (7) your tax dollars.
Here in (8) (9), I've worked to (10) the (11), and I strongly believe that (12) should be our top priority.
I'm (13), I'm (14), and I'm asking for your vote in the (15) (16) election.
This ad paid for by (17).
Post your results in the comments.